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Expression popularisée par le vidéaste Antoine Daniel pour justifier ironiquement une faute d'une manière fort peu crédible. Elle provient de la vidéo d'un québecquois nonagénaire clamant qu'il n'a jamais violé ses filles, excepté une fois au châlet.
youtu.be/zJDoCPYybYY?t=9m5s
Je te jure que n'ai jamais éjaculé entre les orteils de ta soeur ! Bon... excepté une fois au châlet.
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Probably the most insane Black Metal song on the face of the earth. Makes other artists cower in fear.
Dude1: Holy Frack, what was that song? I freaking shit my pants.
Dude2: Schatten aus der Alexander Welt
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An existancial question just kd its a retard one evryone know is chocolatine yu dumbass
Guy number 1 pain au chocolat ou chocolatine?
Guy number 2 run away and never comeback
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After swapping chewing tabacco while passionately kissing your sex partner, You use your sex partners anus/vagina as a spittoon.
Hey Bobbie Anne, you ever had a french dip w/au jus on the side? Not only I got a nice tabaccy buzz, I had a down right dirty orgasm.
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Alexander Maximilian Peter Schulze aus Scharnitz is the most beautiful, handsome, smart, rich, strong, tall and sympathetic person you will ever meet. He is everyones bestfriend and he will help you in hard and good times. He also has bitcoin and Mcdonalds shares and is very rich. He also is the most charismatic, sweet and romantic person on the world.
Boran: Hey colin look at that guy, what do you think about him?
Colin: Wow thats such an Alexander Maximilian Peter Schulze aus scharnitz, i would like to be friends with him.
It is a pastry of French origin, which, as its name suggests, is composed of bread (pain) and chocolate (chocolat). It is not a baguette in which a bar of chocolate has been put, don't make the confusion. It is baked with the talents of French bakers to obtain a succulent chocolate in a crispy bread.
However, the people of southwestern France call this pastry "Chocolatine" and because of this a war is constantly being waged. No one is really sure of the origin of this word but one thing is sure, the southerners are devoting themselves body and soul to defend this term they are so fond of.
Guy 1 : Hey, qu'est-ce que tu veux pour le petit déjeuner ?
Guy 2 : Je prendrais bien un pain au chocolat !
French soup made from boy's sperm collected using a secret ancestral technique
Her : « What are we eating tonight ? »
Him : « Granny made Soupe au foutre ! »
Her : « I hope there won't be lumps like last time. »