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That store where when you walk by, you can't tell which one it is, so you have to go in and walk around for five minutes before you actually see a sign that states the store name.
Abercrombie and Fitch brainwashes weak people to keep coming back to their stores. They do this with three factors:
#1: MUSIC BRAINWASHING
They have developed a way to brainwash you through their "oh-soloud" music. subliminal messages are pumped through the 50+ speakers that are located throughout the store. The messages they send out are not important ones such as "world peace" or "don't be emo", NO. it's stupid messages like: "BE DUMB AND BUY MORE STUFF. IT'S NOT THRIFT STORE CLOTHING, IT'S 'DESIGNER'".
that's why all the people that shop there are dumb shits.
#2: PERFUME THAT KILLS BRAIN CELLS
This one is self explanatory... the powerful stench that eminates from the store kill brain cells and cause brain cancer. this also makes the buyer more gullable into believing that what they are buying is actually "worth the $70"
#3: "TURN THE LIGHTS ON!!!"
we all know this for a fact... A&F needs to turn the lights on so we can A) see what kind of shit we're buying, and B) see how overpriced it is.
all-in-all...
Abercrombie and Fitch, along with Hollister and all those other shit stores are planning to take over the world by making everyone stupid.
My advice?
DON'T GO IN THERE
NEVER
NOT EVEN AS A JOKE
MY FRIEND WENT IN THERE AND NOW SHE'S A BITCH
DON'T GO IN THERRRRRRRRRRRE!!!!!!!!!!!
D:
fake blonde: "LET'S GO BLOW $800 ON A T-SHIRT FROM ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH!!"
her stupid boyfriend: "OH MY GOD YES! MY DADDY JUST GAVE ME MY FIFTH CREDIT CARD! LET'S GO GIRLS!"
brainwashed posse: *monotone* "all hail lord Abercrombie and lord Fitch"
ensemble: "ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY RULERS!"
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really expensive store. ridiculous how much a shirt costs but I shop there every once in a while if theres stuff on sale or if theres stuff on ebay but I save up my own $ I don't spend my parents. why does it really matter where people shop its the person that matters and all that crap. People that shop at a&f shouldn't diss people that shop at hot topic and vice versa. theres just a stereotype. I mean I shop at ht sometimes and marshalls and tj max so ppl that shop there arent all rich stuck up b*tches but some are. skirts are slutty they are really short but some stuff is kinda cool. I have to say though that guys that shop there bug me...
person 1: I went to a&f over the weekend
person 2: omg how do afford it?!?!?! its so expensive!
person 1: I saved up some $ and my parents gave me some too. I've been saving for a year now.
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A clothing store. Either you shop there like a snob and call any one who disikes it is a "Jealous, Scene, Emo, freak" or you absolutely despise it because it's too "cliche" but then run off to Hot Topic with all of your friends. The fact is folks is that either way you are probably a slave to fashion and status. I would love to see any one closely related to either of the groups defined above to step in the shoes of someone who can't afford descent clothes. Its not the clothes that are wrong it's just the preppy, spoiled, "sophisticated," (for those of you who dont know, the quotation marks were used to show sarcasm)cliques that think that people actually love them instead of just wanting to fit in the hell hole that is high school
A&F Snob: "OMG look at these Abercrombie and Fitch jeans! they look like all the others that I bought (with my parents money)but their totally sophisticated."
"Scene kid": "Wow, what a freekin snob like any one will ever love her like LoL look at those skinny jeans from Hot Topic that look like all the others that I bought (with my parents money)but are totally hot!"
Sane person: "Wow, i really hate all of you but, not enough to give a damn about you."
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AMEN TO NUMBER 8
ALL YOU "NON-CONFORMIST" PEOPLE ALL WEAR THE SAME EXACT SHIT AS EACH OTHER TOO! How can you be so original in a world of billions and billions of people?
If you dont like thier magazine either then dont read it you idiots..
why does everyone in this world like to alway put others down
Let it be, life's too short to get so worked up over things like this
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A symbol of pride for crackers. White people are required to wear it in small towns.
Whitey 1: Hey dude, that's a cool shirt.
Whitey 2: I know it's Abercrombie and Fitch. I got it for fifty dollars on clearance.
Whitey 1: Haha, it says slacker. We're so rich.
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a trendy store mostly patronized by upper middle class white kids. flimsy shirts, ect. made by some some sweatshop worker in the phillipines abound there and cost twenty dollars at the minimum. recently critics have claimed that a&f only employs all american looking people (white, pretty) and that they sell kid thongs.
abercrombie and fitch is weird; a better alternative is delias.
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A place that used to sell mindless executive toys but now sell to their kids.
"Wow cool leather rhinocerous ottoman"..10 years later.."Hey dad can you buy me this $70 t-shirt?"
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