Thread abuse

When you have several email threads on different subjects going with the same person and your correspondent replies in one thread to a question dealt with in another. Thread abuse makes is impossible to follow an email conversation.

Alice just rsvp'd to my party replying to my minutes from our weekly meeting. Oh man that is total thread abuse

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admin abuse

A phenomenon that occurs on internet message boards where administrators and/or moderators abuse their power to consistently edit annoying, lame or problematic users' posts or profiles to change the context and make the user look like a fool.

Before AA:

Upstanding User A: "How's the new GTA?"
Annoying User B: "God it sucks, it's so lame; if you buy it you're gay."
Upstanding User C: "Don't listen to the above guy, it's great."

After AA:

Upstanding User A: "How's the new GTA?"
Annoying User B: "I hear its amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!"
Upstanding User C: "Don't listen to the above guy, it's great."

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abusive cunt

A women that is dangerous to men and children. Characteristics are red hair, pasty white skin color, and freckles. Also considered as a whore in College Station that harms her children and beats them like cotton field slaves. Poor kids look like Jerry's Kids whenever she gets the feeling.

Laura is such a abusive cunt!

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Solvent abuse

Solvent abuse is one of the Western world's oldest pasttimes. Solvents such as superglue and aerosol propellant are usually inhaled by using either a bag or through a towel.

(Mother walks into bedroom; son is sat over a bag full of whiteout with three cans of air-freshener on bed.)
Mom: What the fuck are you doing?!
(pause)
Son: I'm practicing ballet! What the fuck do you think I'm doing, bitch?"

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child abuse

When parents take their children and force them to grow a mullet at a young age.

You might think it’s cute, you might think it’s adorable. But ‘mulletizing’ your innocent child is considered child abuse.

If you see this, please report the parents to the proper authorities.

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feature abuse

using a feature of something (device, website, etc.) for a purpose it wasn't meant for, to the point where it irritates other people.

Having conversations in the comments section of someone's facebook photo is classic feature abuse.

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letter abuse

When someone empahsizes a word by adding extra letters to it, but goes a little overboard; commonly found in AIM and Myspace conversations.

cool_guy_101: Omgg Caseyyy I'm sooo excitedd for that partyyy toniteee!!!!!!!!
xxcaseyxx: wow brad, total letter abuse.

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