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A quick way of getting promoted if you are an employee, or a relatively safe way of retiring prematurely if you are the employer, as long as you don’t get caught.
Unlike the negative image associated with creative accounting, other creative activities like creative writing and creative thinking are looked upon positively.
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a second, third, or alternate email account that people use for monkey-business either during work or afterwards
if it's both w.u.r and/or n.s.f.w, i would personally use a burner account
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Money saved up for services provided by an escort/prostitute.
Bill: How was your weekend with Candi?
Ted: Oh man, she totally wiped out my sexpense account.
Bill: Yea but, was it worth it?
Ted: Do I only have one testicle? HECK YES IT WAS!
Bill: ...you-...huh?
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A bank account system used by many modern couples, with their own individual accounts (the ovaries) and one joined account (the uterus) from which common bills are paid. Can also be called an uterus banking system, or uterus bank account.
My partner and I have a uterus account for paying the rent, groceries, and utilities, but our paychecks go into our individual accounts.
A For Smash Account, is an account campaigning for a certain character to appear in Super Smash Bros. Every For Smash Account is on Twitter. For Smash Accounts are also gimmick accounts.
This is a For Smash Account.
A whale account, is an account usually in a gacha game, that a player spends a hefty amount of money on. Either for characters, skins, or weapons. Players who play like this, typically spend well over 200$ on a game to feed their gacha addiction. However, players who play like this are usually frowned upon because of they don’t experience games as a F2P player would.
person 1: Hey I heard you got the new character, congrats!
person 2: Yeah I only spent around 120$ this time round... what a save!
person 1: Oh so you own a whale account!
A tattooed ripped stud who people often confuse for a personal trainer, which is good because he loves being in the gym. He’s actually a very very clever tax accountant and a mathamagician. He likes to take selfies of himself and looking in the mirror, but also likes accounting, tax and maths.
The Accountant SA is so ripped, but geez he knows his tax and accounting stuff and knows a thing or two about business.