Creative Accounting

A quick way of getting promoted if you are an employee, or a relatively safe way of retiring prematurely if you are the employer, as long as you don’t get caught.

Unlike the negative image associated with creative accounting, other creative activities like creative writing and creative thinking are looked upon positively.

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burner account

a second, third, or alternate email account that people use for monkey-business either during work or afterwards

if it's both w.u.r and/or n.s.f.w, i would personally use a burner account

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Sexpense Account

Money saved up for services provided by an escort/prostitute.

Bill: How was your weekend with Candi?
Ted: Oh man, she totally wiped out my sexpense account.
Bill: Yea but, was it worth it?
Ted: Do I only have one testicle? HECK YES IT WAS!
Bill: ...you-...huh?

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Uterus account

A bank account system used by many modern couples, with their own individual accounts (the ovaries) and one joined account (the uterus) from which common bills are paid. Can also be called an uterus banking system, or uterus bank account.

My partner and I have a uterus account for paying the rent, groceries, and utilities, but our paychecks go into our individual accounts.

Anonymous Account

An account that is used to hide someone's identity, typically to avoid drama. Not to be confused with a Burner Account which is used to start drama.

This is also used for vigilantism that most pedophiles, zoophiles and common criminals should be a ware of but It is also used by their targets to avoid being exposed.

Guy 1: Hey, have you used a Burner Account?
Guy 2: No. That account is used to start drama, I have an Anonymous Account just to hunt Pedophiles.
G1: Nice, how many Pedos you exposed?
G2: about 3.

Bank Account

Something that is always empty

This server is so empty right now, just like my bank account

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Kin Account

Joe Account but Kin

This username and password cannot be used as it is detected as a Kin Account.