Diet Ads

Those retarded ads that say "Eat this and never diet again" or "People call this the holy grail of dieting"

*Guy 1 on the internet searching for things on a website*
*Sees dieting ad that says "Eat this and never diet again" but is really saying "Click on this ad and get a bunch of spam mail"*
Guy 1: I FUCKING HATE THESE DIET ADS!!!
Guy 2: Huh?
Guy 1: LOOK!!!
Guy 2: Oh...let's track down its IP address and kill the creator of it.

grubhub ad

garbage ad

grubhub ad but it's not cringe

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Ad Bomb

When you are doing something really important and an Ad pops up. You click the close button over and over and it wont close. Then, you are forced to restart your computer, causing you to lose everything you didn't save.

Person 1: Damn it! I just got Ad Bombed

Person 2: I did last night. I was forced to restart my computer.

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ad homonym

Attacking someone's grammar/spelling in debate rather than focusing on their argument. An intentional play on the word "ad hominem".

Person A: I think you're argument is illogical. Here are several well-reasoned arguments why I think so.

Person B: It's "your", not "you're". I will now call you names like "illiterate imbecile" while completely ignoring the fact that you pwned me in reason and logic.

Person A: That's an ad homonym attack.

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Want Ad

An opportunity. Most commonly used in skiing and snowboarding, though is also can be used in describing a person.

Jeff came by a want ad and took off to jump the cliff.

Lauren saw a want ad and scored his phone number when her friend went to the bathroom.

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Ad Council

The American Ad Council produces advertising materials across all media to promote values beneficial to the American public, or some such ridiculousness. Failed crusades include the war on drugs, the war on smoking, the war on teen pregnancy, and, more recently, the war on being fat. Ad Council commercials tend to be smarmy, overbearing, and idiotic.

"I'm not a chicken; you're a turkey!"

"This is your brain on heroin. This is your LIFE! Your family!! Your dog..."

You may remember these television commercials, brought to you by the Ad Council.

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FSU ADED

Fucking Shit Up, All Day, Every Day.

You know us, "FSU ADED".

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