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A sexual act wherein a man ejaculates in several discrete blobs from just below a woman’s navel straight upwards to just above her breasts, resembling the buttons on the coat of an admiral’s uniform.
Guy A: Did I tell you about my Tindr hookup?
Guy B: No, but since you’re bringing it up, I’m guessing you gave her The Admiral’s Buttons!
Guy A: Yep — the double-breasted version!
Alternatively…
Girl A: I let Tucker give me The Admiral’s Buttons last night.
Girl B: That was 12 hours ago and you still haven’t washed it off, you skank!
A stupid thing to call your peer/s when they are acting in a way that greatly magnifies how much of an asshole he/she is.
Friend: *throws up on your chest while fishing in the middle of the ocean*
You: Wow, admiral anus you totally fucked my only shirt. Next time you wanna try relieving yourself off the side of the boat?
A fictional car in the 2008 video game Grand Theft Auto IV, manufactured by Dundreary, it is based on a 2003-2011 Mercury Grand Marquis and a 1999-2004 Toyota Crown Majesta. The rear tail lights of the vehicle are based on a heavily altered 1976-1986 Mercedes-Benz W123. Very great for car chases and cruising around Liberty City.
Guy 1: Nice Dundreary Admiral man!
Guy 2: Yeah, bought it from Dundreary in 2006, more reliable than the Vapid Stanier. It's always gotta be those horrible Vapids that can't do their job properly. Has a nice V8 engine.
Guy 3: Heh-heh! Anyways, quick question, why didn't you buy the Albany Washington?
Guy 4: It was too expensive. Although the good thing is, it looks luxurious and has a lot more features/stylish models.
Its like the Mile High club, but your initiation needs to be performed on a ship at least 3 Nautical Miles from land
Jared: “Bro Jenny and I joined the the Admirals Club last weekend”
Eric: “the Admirals Club?”
Jared: “yeah, its like the mile high club but you’re gettin’ it on a ship”
Pretty/perfect/ adorable/ hot no matter what you look like
I have thomas admiration no matter what you look like
A person who can be a slew of things, but is generally just a pissy fucker and is not plesant to be around.
Guy 1: Hey bro, came home and i was about to passout from hunger, so i ate that sandwitch in the fridge.
Guy 2: OMG! I've been wanted that sandwitch ALL DAY!!!!! God dammit! I Fucking hate you so much!!!!
Guy 1: Chill the fuck out Admiral Asscrack...it just a sandwitch.