A god-like person, usually found to have a large penis.
See that Adopted Hobo, he really is awesome!
when somebody takes someone else in as their own
i asked my older friend to adopt me when they are 18 so i can call him daddy without it being weird
Adopte, the biggest gays of all gay. But adopte is not as big gay as it seems, it has a bigger gay of the gaying gays. Gay
Gay
"Yo, that man is pretty adopte"
"I'm coming out as adopte..."
"thats some adopte shit"
is something that can somehow anger someone that is. like HOW? HOW IS THIS WORD OFFENSEIVE? THIS CHANGES ALMOST NOTHING BUT PROVES THE PARENTS THAT PUT YOU UP FOR ADOPTION (if they ever did) ARE ABSOLUTE JERKS!
bruh: you're adopted
broi: what
You get to sexually harass your adoptive mother.
And she can't do anything about it until after new years.
Ruin her fucking Christmas in a good way!
Hey moma~ wanna go to the bedroom and maybe.. ya know.. rock it?
It's seduce Your Adoptive Mom week~