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When you stick your dick in someone's ass by "accident."
My girlfriend wants to stay a virgin until marriage so I gave her The Alabama Slip instead.
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Performed when an unconscious victim has pliable, fresh feces spread along the eyebrow region and ample time, typically over the course of a night, is provided for the feces to solidify into a crispy sun-blocking device.
Knowing what lay ahead, Adam's friends cooked up and fashioned a fresh Alabama sunvisor to protect him from the sun's harmful rays.
to cross thread a nut or bolt (common in the automotive industry in the deep south.
German applied alabama locktite to an exhaust manifold.,
When you cut the tip of your penis off with a piece of paper, pour lemon juice on it, and shove a pencil down the middle.
Dad: son you got an F on your paper, I'm gonna have to give you an Alabama kebab
Son: yes daddy
A vaginal infection caused by sexual intercourse with a family member.
“Dammit Billy, you done gave your mother Alabama Meatloaf.
The act of fucking a girl doggy style while eating a steak dinner off her back.
I burnt my girl's back during an Alabama Porterhouse.
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The act of non-casual sex with one or more family members, preferably with the father. To begin with, you must use duct tape to stick on a 10 inch purple dildo (no exceptions) onto your dick. Then proceed with performing anal sex with your loved ones. Since the dildo has more than enough length to penetrate the intestine region it will create a rumble in your families stomachs. The dildo will also proceed to grind against the anal stone creating the sound that can be assumed to be an earthquake. Once there is almost enough semen to dry up the intestines, they eg. your mother, must deface your (eyes, ears, mouth and nose) with his/her feces. Then the rest of the family will have a full platter in front of them, giving them enough protein to last for a week. Studies done by students of McFuck University have shown that doing this ‘special’ ritual with your loved ones at least once a week will enable you to build enough muscle and strength to beat the world record of weightlifting.
Hey Johnny, wanna have an Alabama Quakefuck contest?