A girl who is really hot and all the boys want her aka the opposite of me
The creepiest place in all of eskimodom. Don't go there. They will violate your anus
Violently.
Gnome Alaska is where sapiens of non-homo origin live and they will make you more homo than a scarved black guy with a pompador and lollipop tattoo on his neck. Then they'll take your little girl, leave your ripped open asshole stuck in a wheelchair babbling about shadow monsters as people laugh at you out of pity.
Gnome alaska...where the Gnomeos roam
Into your butt
Friend A: Hey man what's ? Heard you and Jane went on vacation to Gnome Alaska, how was it?
Friend B: I don't have to actually try to poo no mo babydoll, that dookie just kinda fall out all on its own thanks to them boogymens
Friend A: Holy shit fred...dont talk to me or my family anymore
The act of performing an "Alaskan pipeline"
Until the contents of the condom is fully melted.
The condom is then emptied onto the willing partners chest and a Cleaveland steamer is performed.
That baked Alaska stinks.
What Ariana Grande ordered in her video.
"Do you guys have Baked Alaska?"
an amazing bloxburg youtuber with over 1 million subscribers
Friend 1: Do you watch Alaska Violet?
Friend 2:OFC!!!
The act of masturbating an octogenarian using only the slightly greased soles of your feet
"What did Gertrude do after she left the senior center last night?"
"I hear she gave Milton a gentle Alaska..."
"Well, she did just get a pedicure yesterday..."