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Aight this man has a huge cock, Just massive. About the size of big ben (The beatboxer not the tower)
"Holy shit did you see his Bulge? It was bloody huge!"
"Oh yeah, Pretty sure that's Alfie Bush, The cool 14 year old with a L O N G D O N G"
He is the gayest bean out there. I guess he is sorta nice sometimes, but he drinks and confesses his love to you a lot. He barely shows up to school and when he does, it is memorable.
“Who is that penguin-walking bean?”
“That’s Alfie Evans!”
Alfie Hatton is the kind of guy all girls like. He may seem energetic and funny, but as soon as he's in a relationship he breaks down and only cares fro that person.
Oh Alfie Hatton is so amazing with girls , that is couple goals!
When you are able to cheat on your girlfriend multiple times and get away with it.
I pulled an Alfie Withers last night. I got to finger a minor!!!
Soulmates two people who will always find there way back to eachother
Alfie and izzy are so adorable and are definitely soulmates
Alfie Turner is a very small man with a massive penis , some would say ginormous
“Holy shit look Alfie Turner’s massive wang”
Like so he is kinda cool, funny, nice and gentle. Has a normal sized shlong