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Large, natural breasts of a vegan, especially a vegan (almond) mom.
Tyler: Yo Jessica's tits huge.
Pete: I heard she a vegan, she got dem Almond Milkers.
The act of bathing naked in almonds. Obviously.
I took an almond shower last night and now my skin is dry from the piles of salt accrued on my skin.
A banchot buddu muncher who loves degenerate zyn addiction he also has escaped the matrix by sleeping with a (2\pi/6)^2.3 year old
****** “hey almond karo how are you”
Almond “shut up wigga imma rape yo ass”
Putting coconut oil on a women's ass hole and then licking it.
Jane put coconut oil on her bum and I almond joy'd it
Man the stripper totally gave me an almond joy.
The act of inserting ones genitals in their lovers vagina when you're unable to go deeper.
Amanda wanted clinger to go deeper when he was already balls deep so he almond joy'd the shit out of her.
When a person with a nut allergy sticks an almond way up in their asshole, and it causes their insides to swell, forcing them to have a bowel movement.
Jerry stuck an almond up his ass and shit his pants. He Almond Joy'd himself.
When a person with a nut allergy sticks an almond way up in their asshole, causing their insides to swell and forcing them to have a bowel movement.
Jerry stuck an almond up his ass and shit his pants. He Almond Joy'd himself.