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The best come back to any insult in the history of the planet. Using this phrase will completely destroy and annihilate your component, so only use of absolutely necessary. (Say they think Sam and cat is a good TV show)
Fred:Our mom just died
Joe:I know you are but what am I
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the most offensive comeback to ever be said. this comeback makes "your mom" seem like a nice thing to say. this comeback can out roast any insult thrown your way.
person one:You gay
person two: i know you are, but what am i
whole everyone else: OOOOHHHHHHH
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If you say this sentence you will instantly do something incredibly stupid in the next 10 seconds that usually involves glitches or just plain stupidity
i am, i am gaming. oh shit i just clipped through the entire map
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What am I doing with my life. I'm really bored.
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When you cum into your hands, (after jacking off to some weird shit) and look at your hands saying "what am i doing with my life."
After jacking off to sissy femboy hypno porn, Sean said "what am i doing with my life."
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A retort with profound implications. Pee Wee's greatest contribution to youth culture.
Person A: You smell bad.
Person B: There's this thing about a small squirrel and how nobody loves you. Hi-ya! Now that's what I call a verbal bitch-slap.
Person A: I know you are, but what am I?
Person B: Haha what a complete fail of a a comeback. It's like, your face is all red, and you can't come up with a comeback.
Person A: It made no sense, but therein lies the point. The notion that one needs to respond with a rehearsed "comeback" is inane. Your squirrel-centric comeback was also inane; it failed to address your abhorrent smell, it seemed to mistake randomness for wit (really a squirrel?), and the mere fact that you would use it as an example of a verbal bitch-slap is laughable, as it lacks slap. It is quite slap-less. I respond to inanity with inanity.
Person B: Well, "your" still a faggot. And now I'm going to win this by blowing your mind with an ounce of inverse-Descartian drivel.
Person A: Nooooooooooooooo
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An amateur insult comeback. It is often regarded as one of the worst possible insult comebacks, being criticized for its lack of creativity, low versatility, and manipulation of English grammar in the word "you."
The comeback was popularized by a scene from the 1985 film 'Pee-Wee's Big Adventure,' in which Pee-Wee Herman repeatedly says the comeback after being told a string of insults by someone else.
Mark: You should have let me copy your test answers in class today.
Jim: No, it's against the rules. Stop relying on me to bail you out all the time. You're such a blowhard sometimes...
Mark: Oh, yeah? Well, you're a coffee whore whose father is on crack!
Jim: I know you are, but what am I?
Mark: You're a loser who doesn't let me copy your test answers in class!
Jim: I know you are, but what am I?
Mark: -_- seriously dude
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