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A citizen of the United States of America. Most Americans smell like feces.
Hey Jean-Pierre, look at that American.
Look at him? I can smell him from here.
Mais Oui!
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Someone who cant point where China is on the world map
Someone who cant name all 5 members of the UN Security Coucil
Someone who cant name all G20 members
Someone from a country that makes the best movies in the world.
Someone who loves spending tons of money on cheap fake products imported from China that imitates their own country's product
Someone who redefines individualism and takes it to the next level
Someone from a country with the hottest chicks in the world but somehow settles for lesser chicks in some poor third world countries
Someone who shares the same birthplace as Miley Cyrus
German: Guten Tag, ich heisse Schmitz.
American: .... Wassup!
German: Wie heissen Sie?
American: .... err, wassup?
American: Where are you from?
Indonesian: Im from Indonesia
American: Oh. Where is that?
Indonesian: You know Bali?
American: YEAH. So Indonesia is like in Bali?
Indonesian: -_-" No. Bali is in Indonesia.
Indian: Name a country that starts with 'A'
AMerican: America!
Indian: Im from Asia
American: No youre not. you dont look asian
American: THe Capital city of Asia is China
At "Global Young Leaders" Conference in New York, 2007
American: SO how do you connect to the outside world? Do you have the internet? Do you know what internet is?
Do you live in mudhuts?
Indonesian: Oh so thats what you call the thing you connect to from my blackberry.
American: Whats a blackberry?
Indonesian: Its like an iPhone but better
American: REALLY? do they have it in the mall? Do you know what a mall is?
Annoyed Indonesian: Yes. WE have more malls in Jakarta than the entire state of california
AMerican: Where is Jakarta
Annoyed Indonesian: *turns and walk towards the british*
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A person whos from america, heres some ways of spotting one:
1. their mostly obese. (all the burger king food)
2. they have the dumbest accents.
3. they always seem to think that their the best people ever. (they arent)
4. they have money called 'dollars'
5. they over-tip
6. they have an obbession with fast foods including, burgers, chips (which they call 'fries')(also called freedom fries), thats about it.
7. half of them are christian physcopaths.
8. their president is a total nutter, (millions of people hate him) and hes called bush, =.= nuf said.
9. they think all muslims are terrorists.
fat american1: hey! wanna go get some burgers and fries?
fat american2: yeah sure!
fat american3 sees a man with a towl on his head: HOLY MOLY ITS A TERRORIST!!!!!! D:
guy with towl on head: <_< oh great.
fat american1&2&3 call '911'
THERES A TERRORIST AND HES GONNA KILL US , HE HAS A BOMB, ITS A REPEAT OF 9/11,
fat-ass 'cops' come: FREEZE!
towl headed guy: O_o i was just getting some burgers...
fat-ass 'cops' get out pepper spray and spray man in face, pushing him into the police car: your going away for a loong time!
towl headed guy: oh ffs this is the 7th time this week. =.=
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A term used by old British folk in a bar/pub for ginger ale.
American = ginger ale
Old man in pub: "I'll have a scotch and american, please."
Barmaid: "do you want ice?"
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It's like a synonym for "Amazing" just... a cooler saying.
"Oh boy, she actually rode you like a horse? That's American."
"You made a hundred on that test? That's American because you didn't even study."
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A legal citizen of the United States of America.
Americans have some of the richest cultural traditions in the entire world. There are even separate cultures within cultures.
For example, look at the differences between the American South and New England; these places are very different from one another, ranging from the way they talk to the food they eat to the majority-religion. Then look into the different cultures of the people in each region, Southern Blacks differentiate from Southern Whites, and both of them differentiate from New Englanders.
Even though we have many differences, we are united under a cultural blanket filled with unyielding national pride and patriotism that you European fucks could only dream of having.
We know that people across the world are racist against us, but they look the other way when we tell them about our first class universities and the encouragement from all sides to think free-spiritedly. They ignore the fact that Americans have done more good for the world than almost all others. They don't hear about how we donate more money to suffering people all over the world than dozens of countries put together. They don't care about all of the good things we do, just the bullshit.
Americans are talked about all over the world; if you're an American, try it; go to some weird country and see what the people say to you.
We know that most of the world is racist against us, but what the fuck do we care? Where do you live?
Traveling American: (at a bar in Singapore) Can I have a beer?
Singaporean bartender: Oh, you're American? ...(some time later)... Over here we say you're fat and stupid, what do you say about us?
Traveling American: Uh... we don't really have any opinions about you...
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