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A sexually active cougar that can be classified as older than a cougar despite the name. Old granny’s can be horny, more sexually active and idly more pleasurable.
Damn man that old granny I banged felt so good!
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It's a tasty seasoning if you're in Maryland, but an annoyance if you're anywhere else. If you're in a deli in New York don't ask the guy at the counter if he has any Old Bay for your burger. Everyone in line will think you're a tool.
If you're in a deli in New York don't ask the guy at the counter if he has any Old Bay for your burger. Everyone in line will think you're a tool.
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A person who stays inside all day and watches anime.
My friend is an old taco never wants to come outside and hangout.
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Old Chicken refers to a good looking older woman, and is used in context of "An old chicken makes good soup" meaning she can make for a very satisfying partner despite her years.
Did you get a good look at Lisa over there? Yeah she's quite the old chicken. No kidding but that old chicken would make some good soup.
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an older female, past the 'puck bunny' stage, usually around age 30, that attends hockey games for the sole purpose of having relations, stalking, or getting a cheap thrill from one of the players.
did you see melissa hanging around by the locker room? she is such an old doe, those guys are almost half her age.
what is that single mother doing leaving her kids at home and going to the hockey game? what an old doe.
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People that are usually over 70. There are basiclly two types. The first is good. They are very funny, know how to take a joke, do not ranble on and can cook very well. They will also buy you lots of things and always bake cookies. The second type however, hate kids and are always criticizing technology although they have a computer they don't know how to use. Unless you wear sweaters and say ma'am a lot, they will wisper about you thinking that you can not hear them. Stay away from this kind, but be sure to get your freshly baked cookies from the first type of old people.
Ew look at that boy over there. He carries a {skateboard} and look at those ripped up jeans! He should be locked up.
Other old people: I know mary lynn, and he's listening to such loud music! Its making my hearing aid ring.
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