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This was something that I heard from some 10 year old in the grocery store today.
Kid: My armpit smells like syrup.
Me in my head: wtf man that's a weird thing to say randomly in a store...
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To have a foul tasting mouth such as the dry foul taste in the mouth the morning after a hard drinking session. Reference is generally to the Australian aboriginal as they have very poor personal hygiene.
My mouth tastes like an abo's armpit
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When you use axe/old spice body spray instead of showering.
I had to use some armpit camouflage because I woke up late for work.
When shirt sleeves are too short they get stuck in your armpits and get wet and crumpled,
That shirt you wore today looks like armpit food or these sleeves are so short they are armpit food
While vacationing in Russia you fuck a chick with a super hairy box. After you shoot your load all over her giant bush pour a generous amount of Stolytchna vodka on your cock and slide your meat under her hairy armpit and fuck it until you erupt like the cooling rods at Chernobyl.
The last time I was in Red square I did a Siberian armpit.
sincere - straightforward; honest, truthful
trustworthy - dependable, reliable; will keep
confidential information to themselves
The most handsome person ever exist
He also was a dragon who want to attack our planet.
Legend said he actually a not person you can find in your country, you need to do some retual to meet with him
Why you are so syed armpit leaking man!!!
Armpits.com is a sweatproof undershirt company.
I’m going to Armpits.com to purchase my sweatproof undershirts.