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apple

a yum fruit that is red or green

i love apples

by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016


apple

Bane of doctors.

I showed my doctor an apple, an he died.

by A_Bum October 14, 2022


Apple

A run down lemonade stand company that took and abrupt turn by making phones that dispense condoms

Dude I need an apple phone!!

by BlazeTheSorcerer January 30, 2017


Apple

A company that makes the same phone every fucking time just bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller just like my fucking penis. And where the fuck is the IPhone 9?????!!!!!

Apple: we are announcing a IPhone 20 that is baciscally the same as the IPhone X just as small as the IPhone 6!!!

by Ms.Gin April 26, 2019


Apple

The reason communism and YouTube's copyright laws still exist.

Apple wants to fucking control and suck money out of EVERYTHING. I can't download any small fun app because nooooo, a PaRt Of ThE pRoFiTs MuSt Go To ApPlE.
I can't fucking design my phone's own UI to however I want! No, Apple wants to shove their fucking bullshit design and propaganda up your face so hard you'll become a fanboy sheep just like all the other 1.4 BILLION idiots who still think it is cool bEcAuSe ItS aPpLe

by unnamed7billion September 23, 2020


Apple

How tf do you not know what a fucking apple is nigga

Your fucking stupid if you don't know what a APPLE is

by FredChillin September 21, 2020


apple

Buy pc.

Apple is a virus, it will destroy your life

by Obex December 12, 2016