What do you have to say to Joe Biden right now

Wassa baby take me out to dinner

Person 1: what do you have to say to Joe Biden right now.

Person 2: wassa baby take me out to dinner.

Person 1: ayo

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Have you ever

a drinking game, where someone asks a question that begins with have you ever, for example "have you had sex in a public place?" All the people who have who are participating in the game must therefore drink.

"Have you ever made out wiht Adrian fielding?"
Everyone looks at eachother guiltyly and drinks :)

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I Have You

A reference to famous Youtube That Poppy "I Have You" video.
Often used by friends as a non-gay and non-weird way to say I love you.

Like bubscribe and I have you

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you dont have to be single!!!

in other words, cheat and be a person with more than one partner

y'know what it's like

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you wanna have a bad time

usually, if you hear this in undertale, you should probably run.

hey. let me ask you a question. do you wanna have a bad time?~Sans 201x

you should have gone to specsavers

When you go to bed with a stunning blonde and wake up next to fat Bob's granny. It is then that it dawns on you that when purchasing your beer goggles you REALLY should have gone to specsavers.

Guy1: Dang, i swear she at least had legs when we was in the club

Guy2: Yeah....You should have gone to Specsavers.....

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You Should Have Gone For The Head

Fat Thor holding a hammer and an axe trying to kill papa Thanos with a rock collection and forgot about bringing Ant Man to fight Thanos.

Also found in Death Note where Saitama got sniped by Goku just because he forgot to go for the Ant Man on Goku's head.

Thanos:"You Should Have Gone For The Head."