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1) Making your sexual partner belief you are going to perform one of the acts of the sexual trifecka (oral, vaginal,anal) on her/him and quickly converting to the other
1) My girlfriend doesn't like anal so I was going vaginal and got her with the Benedict Arnold
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When having sex with your partner and they start talking to you in a way in which u can't understand...
when I was with my girl last night, I was banging her so hard I couldn't understand a word she was saying..
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Governor of California. Does the voice of 'McBain' in the Simpsons
Wimpy Democrat: You don't have a clue about politics, do you?
Arnie: Shaaat aaap you puny little maaan
Reporter: What are you going to do about LA's crime rate?
Arnies: Uzi's for everywaaan!!
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Cal arnold -
An amazing human being.
The name Cal comea from a YouTube channel known as Cal Arnold.
Go subscribe.
Cal is so amazing
I subscribed to Cal Arnold
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three words "CALIFORNIA'S NEW! GOVERNATTA! **Freakish Swedish laugh** " Also he is the greatest action film star in history who went from body building into hollywood and made numerous movies
as said by Arnold Swarzanegger AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! I AM 'A NALD!'
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When a a girl is giving you head, and you finish in her mouth, and you immediately pour a Minute Maid lemonade down her throat in order to pay homage to the legend, Arnold Palmer.
I gave Kate that Arnold Palmer last night.
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Govener of California, a huge steroid user, said he dreamed about ruling the world in a dictatorship like fashion
Arnold Schwarznegger and Barry Bonds are the biggest sterioid users in the world.
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