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When an adult fails to develop proper emotional maturity. Usually secondary to being spoiled or helicopter parenting. People with the condition often live at home well into their 30s and often use the phrase “let me check with my mom” whenever faced with making adult decisions.
The 30 year old with emotional autism in room one won’t let us stitch him up till his mom gets here.
Autism faked on the internet for attention. Everyday behavior becomes a series of quirky symptoms. The goal is to feel special or escape responsibility. See also: neurodivergence.
A: Does she actually have autism autism?
B: No, TikTok autism.
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Some would say randomly ayo jack you got autism on a tick which means you are a make a wish kid sitting on stick wondering how you get rid of the illness autism
Ayooo Aaron you got autism on a stick
Aaron was very depressed cutting him self while
He was still trying to figure out how to get rid of his make a wish illness to this day sadly
Gary Flores: hey doc whats the professional term for when somebody is fucking retarded
Doc: autism wautism
A sensory device that autistic kids go into
Charl was overwhelmed so he used the autism steamroller
When someone suddenly becomes unable to function in select situations. Typically around a celebrity or an attractive woman.
Tom: So, as I was saying, this new stimulus bill...
(Attractive woman walks in)
Tom: ummmmmm
Hot Chick: Excuse me?
John: Sorry, Tom suffers from situational autism.
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