Rural Dictionary

dip avenger

A "Dip Avenger" is a sex position that involves inserting dipping tobacco inside your anal cavity and then release it all over you partner's face. The partner is known as "Jr."

Evan: hey mike, lets do a dip avenger.
Mike: ok, you be the junior.
Evan: ok.

by NoHomo1010101 December 12, 2013

The Dumb Avengers

These are three epic people. They will stay together for their whole life and will do everything together. They MUST be a Capricorn, a Capricorn and a Libra or a Capricorn, Aquarius and a Libra.

I wish I could be part of The Dumb Avengers but I am a Sagittaurus.

by g'day12390 March 12, 2021

epic avenger

A person who is on a mission to do something good.

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This child seems to be an epic avenger on a serious mission going to battle crime.

by smalls the epic avenger March 31, 2009

the avengers script

The Avengers:
Steve Rogers: What's the matter, scared of a little lightning?
Loki: I'm not overly fond of what follows...
(Thor appears)

Thor: Do not touch me again!
Iron Man: Then don't take my stuff.
Thor: You have no idea what you're dealing with.
Iron Man: Ah, Shakespeare in The Park? Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?
Thor: This is beyond you, metal man! Loki will face Asgardian justice!
Iron Man: He gives up the Cube, he's all yours. Until then, stay out of the way...TOURIST!
(Thor, angered by the retort, throws his hammer Mjolnir forcefully at Iron Man, sending Iron Man flying back a distance through the forest)

Steve Rogers: Doctor Banner, now might be a really good time for you to get angry.
Bruce Banner: That's my secret, Cap: I'm always angry.
(Banner hulks out and punches the Leviathan)

Iron Man: What else you got?
Clint Barton: Well, Thor's taking on a squadron on Sixth.
Iron Man: And he didn't invite me...

(Iron Man grabs a nuclear missile and routes it to the portal)
Jarvis: Stark, you know that's a one-way trip?
Iron Man: Save the rest for the return, Jay.

(After end credits scene #1)
The Other: Humans... They are not the cowering wretches we were promised. They stand. They are unruly, and therefore cannot be ruled. To challenge them is to court death.
(Thanos rises and smiles)

(After end credits scene #2)
The Avengers eat in silence at a shawarma restaurant.