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The alias of the crime-fighting vigilante, The Shadow.
Powers/Abilities: The Dark Avenger possesses incredible physical abilities. He possesses astonishing reflexes and is an incredible marksman with a gun. He also has incredible muscular control and can slip his body through the bars of a prison cell like a contortionist or can actually distort and alter his very facial features at will by manipulating his facial muscles. He can also survive for hours without air and was also ambidexterous (capable of using both hands). He is regarded as highly experienced in various disciplines of hand to hand combat as well.
His greatest power is his ability to “cloud men’s minds”. He can hypnotize people instantly so that he can move as an invisible shadow. He can also hypnotize people so they forget things or to command them to perform certain acts (he once forced a criminal to write a detailed account of his past crimes). The Shadow wears a fire opal ring known as a girasol on his hand which he uses to focus his hypnotic abilities. He is an expert in many different languages and is also a master ventriloquist (he can project or “throw” his voice).
He is also a master of disguise and has been known to impersonate others, even fooling their friends and family members. The Shadow is apparently an expert aircraft pilot and skilled in infiltration and information gathering techniques due to his experience as an intelligence agent.
He wields a pair of .45 pistols and also employs a fleet of automobiles and aircraft in his various operations.
When a priest cums in a persons ass, while choking them with rosary beads.
Tim: Billy you look a little flush, whats up?
Billy: Just catching my breath, Father O'Malley just gave me the Holy Avenger.
A "Dip Avenger" is a sex position that involves inserting dipping tobacco inside your anal cavity and then release it all over you partner's face. The partner is known as "Jr."
Evan: hey mike, lets do a dip avenger.
Mike: ok, you be the junior.
Evan: ok.
Great Metalcore band in their early days
Avenged Sevenfold rules
A person that frequently or exclusively makes toxic comments on posts for the purpose of sowing social/political discord, as an effort to feel superiority and validation of their own beliefs. Usually done anonymously to avoid the repercussions of stating their true beliefs under their primary account.
Not to be confused with a Troll, whose motives are based in self-entertainment (by stirring up the pot) and not truly ideological in nature.
Your comment history shows that you use this account exclusively to be a toxic avenger; which is a disturbing reminder that you know what the problem is and you’re so contrary that you feel compelled to respond, but you also don’t want to risk your public reputation by saying racist/offensive comments on your primary account that could publicly out you.
These are three epic people. They will stay together for their whole life and will do everything together. They MUST be a Capricorn, a Capricorn and a Libra or a Capricorn, Aquarius and a Libra.
I wish I could be part of The Dumb Avengers but I am a Sagittaurus.
A person who is on a mission to do something good.
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This child seems to be an epic avenger on a serious mission going to battle crime.