Brandon

Has a big dick

Brandon has a big dick

6👍 2👎

Brandoned

When one of your friends start dating the girl you like.

Yo Todd brandoned me and started dating Jessica

Brandon

Brandon is a person who gets no bitches what so ever

Dude you get no bitches you're pulling a Brandon

Brandon

Brandon is a great guy to be around. His easy going personality seems to draw people in. He’s a handsome guy with a beautiful smile. Sometimes he can get a little obbsessed with fortnite, but that’s alright😂 If you ever meet a Brandon, don’t ever let him go. He’s the best boyfriend anyone could ever have! You are the one of the luckiest girls in the world to end up with a Brandon!!

Brandon’s the best boyfriend ever 😍

Brandon

Why is everybody calling me hot? I’m just pure annoying but I will take a compliment

But sarcasm is pretty funny and along with puns

Whoever said I can be an a-hole golden star to you

brandon is used in a sentence because it’s a name no more explaining needed.

Brandon

A tall and lengthy boi who is skinny and can reach the top shelf when you need him to.

Hey Brandon can you get that toy on the top shelf

Brandon

Brandon is just Pooh Shiesty and works the backseat goes 3 deep and gets 10 people shot. Sometimes goes by Rocky because he’s an absolute fashion killa. He also has a very ‘cute voice’.

Person 1: “do you know Brandon?”
Person 2: “ oh you mean Lisa’s bestie”
Person 1: “yh him”