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barking baboon

a bizarre sex act in which the man screams at the womans/mans ass and then spanks it until their ass is red like a baboons.

i tried the barking baboon last night

by ilovegum October 04, 2015


trusty baboon

When you slap your mates ass pink and then stick your index finger up their ass to check their prostate and oil level because they trust you.

I went over to my mates house to get a trusty baboon and was pleasantly surprised with a Prostate massage.

by BigDicktonaryBoi May 16, 2022


Strangling the Baboon

To aggressively masturbate.

Person 1: Where did they go?
Person 2: Oh, he's Strangling the Baboon

by SweatyNutts5020 November 16, 2023


Maroon Baboon

A mediocre flag football team consisting of elderly men

Those damn Maroon Baboons were playing alright for old guys today.

by Thaddeusrex March 31, 2019


bimbling baboon bozo

a person with 3 iq and wont shut up

Man 1: the dictionary definition of primates is (ect)
Man 2: shut up you bimbling baboon bozo know one cares

by The amibigous definitor June 26, 2022


shoot the baboon

The required response to a situation in which technology fails a presenter in front of an audience, making unpreparedness blatantly obvious and captivating, as if there as a baboon in the room.

Make sure you double check your laptop battery, so you don't have to shoot the baboon.

by djmuz May 31, 2016


baboon lips

When a male or female has their pants pulled up so tight, you can see their corn hole outline through their clothes.

Ex. Did you see the baboon lips on kelly, it gave me the stink eye.

by PMSKelly October 18, 2015