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Evil demon spawns that some out of the crotches of women. Often after stupid unprotected sex, but thankfully sometimes after years of marriage and planning. Still, they ruin your life and take it for their own. As they grow they suck more money and energy from your body. When they are adults they will put you in a nursing home.
I never want to have sex or kids.
Crotch droppings, spawns, demons, life-suckers, sperm, etc.
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The worst song ever, made by Donald Trump's son
Baby baby baby ohh, that's what she said mah nigga
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Dude 1: Hey man I fucked my g/f and I caught a baby...
Dude 2: Is there a cure for that yet?
Dude 1: Yeah...a clothes hanger
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whining, smelly, drooling little parasites.
Save the earth, abort babies now!
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1) A word used by women to convince significant others to do chores by giving them a false sense of sexual desire.
2) A word used in a sentence to test a significant others vocabulary of obscene and vulgar words
1) "Baby.... will you please take out the trash"
2) Woman: "I think we should have a baby"
Man: "God Damn It!"
Woman: "I am pregnant! Were having a baby!"
Man: "Awe Fuck!"
Woman: "The baby is crying"
Man: "Son of a Bitch"
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A conglomeration of rolling layers of cuddly fat with noxious liquids emanating from every orifice
Oohh - I don't want to hold the baby - it stinks!
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When a Daddy and a Mommy, get real compfortable, and cant help them selves, and start to kiss, then go under the covers and Daddy inserts his private part into Mommy's private part(coochie)and alot of Screaming and moaning has occurded, then you know a new addition has entered the family.
My mommy told me how babies are made!
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