backdoor Fred

A term for a man’s butthole around age 28 and older. Frequently used between bi guys as they hookup and consider anal play.

Guy 1: hey would you like to go down and meet backdoor Fred?
Guy 2: sure, if you showered today

backdoor cunt

A slang term for one's anus/bumhole.

After I have a poo, I always wipe my backdoor cunt.

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greek backdoor

The Greek Backdoor is a sexual act common among the artist communities of Mogadishu, Somalia and San Antonio, Texas. First, one must acquire plain, unsweetened Fage Greek yoghurt, vodka, and kahlua. The yoghurt is stuffed in the orifice of one's choosing, into which the partner will penetrate. Upon completion, the mixture of Fage Greek yoghurt and cum is used as a substitute for milk in a White Russian cocktail. The partners then enjoy the fruits of their labor.

Last night, Judith and I enjoyed our first Greek backdoor. While the act was messy, to say the least, it was the best White Russian I've ever enjoyed!

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Backdoor Cannon

The art of getting a partner in the doggystyle position, then taking one's testicles and putting them in said partners butthole. You then get a jurassic erection, which resembles a cannon, then proceed to knock one out onto the partners back.

Oh man, i totally backdoor cannoned some girl last night, she was a slut, but a real champ about it. My shnutz were aching from all the butt action

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backdoor enlightenment

1.
percieved enlightenment
obtained through methods
that dont neccessarily deliver
the productivity of enlightenment

2.
shortcut to enlightenment
(an oxymoron as one cancels out the latter)

(as in.. he may think that hes figured it out living inside his acid trip
but no real progress has been made as he is still attached to the one plane- he percieves to be "it")

ex: "Ive seen many suffer the illusions of backdoor enlightenment in the psytrance scene."

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backdoor bandit

An alcoholic drink containing Gin, Vodka, Triple sec, Tequila, and Southern Comfort + Coke. Basically a Long Island Iced tea with SoCo instead of Rum. Named the "backdoor bandit" because after drinking a few of them, the drinker has the tendency to enter "accidentally" through their girl's "backdoor" during late night fornication sessions.

"Ryan, how many backdoor bandits have you had tonight?"
-"I don't know man, but I do know that I'll be knocking on you-know-who's backdoor later."

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backdoor shyness

a fear of anal penitration

I suffer from my girlfriends backdoor shyness

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