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When you slap your erect penis on a French girl’s face.
Aron: “Aye Bro what’d you get up to last night?”
Damo: “AYO I was laying in several baguette pounders on this French chick. ‘Oui! Oui,’ she exclaimed.”
The annoying and all too prolific children of douche bags.
Friend 1: "Jesus, I wish that kid would sit down and shut the fuck up so that we can enjoy our brunch."
Friend 2: "Yeah, his mother is on her phone just ignoring him."
Friend 1: "What a little douche baguette!"
Friend 2: "Excuse me!? Do you have any Grey Poupon??"
Is it a Baguette?
Is it a Seagull?
No!
It is both!
It is love.
It is hate.
It is happyness.
It is pain (french people know that).
It is everything.
It is nothing.
It is a Baguette Seagull
Person1: "what do you love the most?"
Person2: "a Baguette Seagull"
the refined version of a cracker ass white person, usually coming from inherited wealth.
George bush is a real baguette, though he tries to pass off as a cracker.
1)A long, hard, and hot object. It tastes delicious
2)What french people say when they mess something up.
1)"Can you please give me that baguette?"
2)"I left the croisants boiling! Baguette!"