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Bideford Baguette

The act of performing cunnilingus on a rank pussy.

"She was a nasty girl - had a minge that looked like a Bideford baguette , Quimm cheese , baggy ham on a crusty cob with salad dressing dripping out. But I ate her out anyway"

by Not Bambi January 20, 2024


Baguette Pounder

When you slap your erect penis on a French girl’s face.

Aron: “Aye Bro what’d you get up to last night?”
Damo: “AYO I was laying in several baguette pounders on this French chick. ‘Oui! Oui,’ she exclaimed.”

by YTB - Yeah The Boys February 20, 2021


Douche Baguette

The annoying and all too prolific children of douche bags.

Friend 1: "Jesus, I wish that kid would sit down and shut the fuck up so that we can enjoy our brunch."

Friend 2: "Yeah, his mother is on her phone just ignoring him."

Friend 1: "What a little douche baguette!"

Friend 2: "Excuse me!? Do you have any Grey Poupon??"

by warmbrother May 2, 2018


Baguette Seagull

Is it a Baguette?
Is it a Seagull?
No!
It is both!
It is love.
It is hate.
It is happyness.
It is pain (french people know that).
It is everything.
It is nothing.
It is a Baguette Seagull

Person1: "what do you love the most?"
Person2: "a Baguette Seagull"

by Baguette Seagull November 21, 2021


baguettes

A woman's breasts.

Check out the baguettes on that hobby (woman).

by Margate expert February 3, 2021


Baguette

the refined version of a cracker ass white person, usually coming from inherited wealth.

George bush is a real baguette, though he tries to pass off as a cracker.

by borkbork March 10, 2010


baguette

1)A long, hard, and hot object. It tastes delicious

2)What french people say when they mess something up.

1)"Can you please give me that baguette?"

2)"I left the croisants boiling! Baguette!"

by BooredPersonn June 14, 2019