baked as fuck

BAKED AS FUCK
So high you wanna go to the kitchen and tell your mom to bake you some cookies

“Hey mom I know what it looks like but I’m just, I’m just so hungry, I’m high as fuck”

BAKED AS FUCK
“Dad I wanna go to the movies but I’m high af and I’m gonna need you to bake me some shit to eat”

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baked mistake

When your high as shit and you start making mistakes in conversations or your actions such as putting the milk in the pantry and the cereal in the fridge.

Person 1: Bro I cant believe it’s already the end of December.
Person 2: Fym, its December 4th bro.
Person 1: Oh shit my bad, I meant the end of the year, just another baked mistake.

Beefy bake

The Beefy Bake is a fictional savoury pastry which featured in an episode of the Scottish sitcom, Still Game. The Beefy Bake, produced by Henderson's the Bakers in the TV show, is a parody of Greggs the baker's Steak Bake.

Give me two Beefy Bakes, and be quick about it!

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baking cookies

getting it on; having hot hot sex.

"Mom, I'm going to my boyfriends house now."
"what are you going to do there?"
"Oh, probably just baking cookies."
"Okay, honey, have fun."

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Clam Bake

Another name for a women’s retreat.

Jessica is planning on bringing a buffalo chicken dip to the women’s retreat next week. I’m not sure what I want to bring to the clam bake yet.

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Left to Bake

When a group of 2 or more people are in rotation smoking a blunt usually at a party or a small get-together, and everyone decides to quit smokin before the blunt is gone therefore leaving one person usually the true stoner of the group Left to Bake or left to finish the rest of the blunt themself.

Smoker 1 - "Hey nigga its your turn to hit this blunt."

Smoker 2 - "Naw dude im good"

Smoker 1 " Here dude hit this"

Smoker 3 - "Naw you go ahead im gunna walk back to the party"

Smoker 1 - "Damn nigga yall lame as hell i know you aint gunna leave me Left to Bake on this bitch"

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wake and bake

The act of smoking pot early in the morning, usually right after waking-up.

- "Seriously, you're getting high at 9:23 on a Wednesday morning?"
- "It's wake and bake, and I helped."

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