jizz bandit

The unknown entity responsible for the existance of a mysterious white substance on an object (e.g. couch, floor, dashboard).

(noticing a puddle of white stuff on the floor at the base of the stairs) ... Watch your step! Looks like we got a visit from the jizz bandit.

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Wet Bandits

The two theifs on Home Alone, Marv and Harry who leaves the water on in every house.

Marv: Remember, we're the wet bandits.
Harry: Shut Up!

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chocolate bandit

Where you dip your balls into chocolate syrup and place them on ones eyes to create a bandit like mask.

I heard jake did a chocolate bandit on kyra.

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beer bandit

At a bar when the waiter/waitress takes your beer/drink before you have completely finished it. Usually happening while you are outside smoking.

Guy: Hey! That beer bandit took my drink, I still had a few sips left!

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bum bandit

A gay person.

There are lots of bum bandits in the Castro.

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beastly bandit

Frefers to someone of extreme awsomeness that was known after the original The Notorious B15

G-Daddy: Damn "ninja" I just saw iron man that guy is a total Beastly Bandit
Brandon : True dat but he got nothin on the original

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hamper bandit

One who feels the need to steal women's used panties.

Dave is such a hamper bandit. I found him looking through his mom's hamper for used panties.

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