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usually used when referring to Barb, a young granny from Ohio awaiting her colonoscopy.
We STAN BARB as she is about to go through a stressful couple of weeks.
A unique name that barely anyone can pronounce correctly. She is always ready for the spotlight and will dazzle anyone looking for excitement. Like her name she is genuinely unique. Not like other people who claim to be unique but are just boring attention whores. Barbeli doesn't need to sell herself because people are drawn to her magnetic ways and find it hard to stay away from her.
Barbeli is like what I imagine a real unicorn would be. Colorful, beautiful, majestic and just fucking awesome.
a small compliment that is presented at the forefront of a hailstorm of insults
Example of a barbed compliment:
"You're a very smart person, but you're so lazy that you can never get any work done. The only thing you're actually good at is being nice to people, and even that is a lie, because of how selfish and self-centered you are. You're honestly just a burden to everyone who knows you."
The most beautiful decapitated bee to fly this earth. Packo only wanted to mak eit home in time for dinner, but he was suckededed into the speedy bus. He spent his last dying moments surrounded by his new family, who loved him dearly. They will never forget the day, May 16, that Packo met his untimely demise. RIP Packo Barb. You will not be forgotten. we cherish our time with Packo Barb, the bravest bee of all.
That bee is beautiful. It must be related to Packo Barb.
Grandma Barb's BORG or, really, any name will do or could be used. It’s grandma’s drinking jug full of hooch, juice, Xanax, codeine, and corn syrup. Because GRANDMA don’t play!
I gotta go to CUB and get some corn syrup and Welch’s sparkling grape juice so Grandma Barb's BORG can be concocted with the other, special, oh so special, ingredients.
A way to ask someone, "Do you understand". Made in West Africa, Ghana.
Kofi- "How do you eat these noodles"
Nana- "You take the chopsticks and use, you barb"
An arbitrary measurement of time that relates in no way to the actual passing of time. A minimum of double the amount of specified time.
Person 1: “Didn’t {person} say they were only going to be an hour? They left three hours ago!
Person 2: “Yeah, they’re running on Barb time”