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the sound a person makes when a frozen candybar is surprisingly shoved inside a delicate part of their body
Mandy was enjoying the latest Marvel movie when Albert slipped a Snicker through her shorts and out came the candybar bark!!
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Bring yer barking irons. dere's going 't be a fight.
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a school that goes head to head with eastbury and is full of sweats. the number of chavs there is little but the girl radiate fish smell from their legs. the boys are literal roadmen. the sandringham site is full of pedo kids that rape others. the teachers are all boomers. all in all dont come here. outside by spice box they all buy the same food thinking theyre hard but they aint. the fishy smell comes from the gates as soon as one girl enters and leaves
person 1: whats the fishy smell over there?
person2: oh its just barking abbey
year 11 of barking abbey: the girls are fun to play with tho ;)
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When during a gathering of friends (i.e.BBQ) you take your pants off, tuck your dick and balls down in between your legs spread your asscheeks and back up chasing your friends and swinging your gobbler while clucking like a fucking chicken.
"While getting another beer out of the cooler I was attacked by a barking chicken, the worst part was that I didnt know the Gobbler touched my beer top until I was done drinking it.
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