baseball gods

The gods in the heavens that control the weather, or outcome of a game depending on the players or teams

*Rains* The baseball gods don't want us to play today..

baseball cards

baseball cards is code word for getting absolutely shit faced whilst drinking white claws, because there is no laws when you are drinking claws.

"hey Gio stop fucking the cat you've had too many baseball cards"

Baseball Ass

the most beautiful product of playing baseball for years, and an attractive trait. the baseball pants showcase the tight athletic ass, thus making it a baseball ass within the pants. NOT seen on players that are wayyy fat or wayyy skinny. just the hot ones.

Tyler's baseball ass got him any girl he wanted cause his baseball ass showed up in every other pair of pants he wore.

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baseball nap

a short period of sleep usually induced by an already tired state and accompanied by a baseball game playing on television.

I was still pretty tired from the night before, so I just turned on the game and took a baseball nap on the couch. Similar to a golf nap

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Baseball Mitt

When a male sticks his whole hand into a womans vagina opens his hand, and with all his might, lifts the lady into the air and holds her up.

Lady: Turn me into a baseball mitt

Man: Okay.

Brazilian Baseball

Instead of hitting a ball in the game of baseball, you crack a monkey on the top of its head with a lead pipe and run the bases until it dies

Yo you want to play Brazilian Baseball this afternoon.

frog baseball

A reference to a very early Beavis and Butthead cartoon in which they treat the frog as a baseball, and hit it with a bat, just to watch it splat. Very funny.

Dude, that thing is toast, let's take it out back and play frog baseball

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