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Yet another reference to the toilet bowl which you use for your daily (I hope) cleansing.
Evan: So then she said... (blah blah blah)
Karl: Wait! Hold that thought, I gotta go to the Shit Basket!
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A supermarket in Southern New Hampshire and Northeastern Massachusetts. It was started by the Demoulas family somewhere in the Lowell area and is also called Demoulas sometimes, even though only one in Salem, New Hampshire is actualy has a Demoulas sign.
I am there about twice a week.
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one who is crazy, well i'll let the lyrics of the Green Day song say it for you.
Do you have the time
To listen to me whine
About nothin' and everything
All at once?
I am one of those
Melodramatic fools.
Neurotic to the bone,
No doubt about it.
Sometimes I give myself the creeps.
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me.
It all keeps addin' up.
I think I'm crackin' up.
Am I just paranoid,
Or am I just stoned?
I went to a shrink
To analyze my dreams.
She said it's lack of sex
That's bringin' me down.
I went to a whore.
He said my life's a bore,
So quit my whining cuz
It's bringin' her down.
Sometimes I give myself the creeps.
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me.
It all keeps addin' up.
I think I'm crackin' up.
Am I just paranoid?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Grasping to control.
So I better hold on.
Sometimes I give myself the creeps.
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me.
It all keeps addin' up.
I think I'm crackin' up.
Am I just paranoid,
Or am I just stoned?
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A multiple person 69 where the participants are "woven" together while simultaneously giving and receiving oral sex.
"... Yeah she wanted to 69"
"Dude thats sweet"
"But it turned out to be a flesh basket"
"oh"
When a girl has a vagina so big that when you have sex with her your balls rest in it like they were in a ball basket.
Man, Laura has a ball basket between her legs.
Lady basket, the female entry point for sexual reproduction.
Dammit Susan!! Cross your legs or put some damn pants on, I'm tired of seeing your lady basket all out in open each time I turn my head to talk to you!
Much like an Easter Basket, but exchanged among gays during June (Gay Pride month).
Johnny got the cutest Gayster Basket from his boyfriend this year! It had rainbow condoms, assorted lubes, a butt plug and tons of porn. Oh -- and three kinds of poppers.