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See Cheating husband....Man who took a vow in marriage and then screws his slut of a coworker for year before the wife and family of 16 years finds out. Once confronted, the bastard runs away without an apology or explanation.
We all knew Bill was a cheating bastard, because his history is that he can't be alone, and always finds another before ending his current marriage.
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A category on hentai haven that no one clicks on because no one likes anime chicks getting plowed like a plot of land by anime equivalent of John Goodman.
Person 1: I love the ugly bastard category!
Person 2: *Grabs scissors* Your genes cannot be allowed to spread.
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a song by XXXTentacion, basically his pastor thought he was toxic
I'm really gonna miss X, what a gnarly bastard.
RIP XXXTentacion
A person who wants to fuck everything and everyone
“Dude that sofa look kinda fuckable”
“Ew you horny bastard”
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When you are done washing and start folding your clothes, there is always one sock without a partner. This sock left behind is known as a bastard sock. Some households keep bastard sock piles/baskets, giving temporary shelter to socks that have become bastards until they can be reunited with another matching sock.
Goddamnit! I know I washed 3 pairs of socks, but now all I have is 2 pairs and one bastard sock.
Popularized by proud pedophile, Geoffrey Leonard. Shithouse Bastard refers to one(usually journalists) that continuously asks private questions about you and your underage male love-slaves.
Journalist: Mate, im not a 13 year old boy. You cant intimidate me, Geoffrey.
Geoffrey: You are a shithouse bastard!
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Someone who is a bit of a knobhead to others for no reason.
"You know that cunt that always does stupid shit for no reason"
"Yeah? Hes a right dickheaded bastard"