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When you fuck somebody and then kill their parents in the same dark ally
How many times did I have to tell that family to quit cutting through my ally singing show tunes before finally had make a Batman happen?
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Lucas is BATMAN he saves Gotham city at night and during the day is a seventh grader. Bob Kane documented his life and to hide his actual identity changed his name to Bruce Wayne.
Lucas: IM BATMAN
Friends: NOOOO
Lucas: (Saves Gotham) told you I was BATMAN.
When someone tries to bully you into doing something via them getting in your face and talking aggressively to you.
My boss wanted me to do overtime but I refused and so he tried to batman me into doing it.
The batman is were you kill his/her parents before sex
Me : I just did the batman to this girl
My friend : how long you got in jail
The Dark Knight. Originally a DC comic book, then sprouted into a TV series, then a cartoon, and then different motion pictures. Batman is known world wide. Bruce Waynes parents were killed when he was just a child, so now he seeks vengenace on all criminals in Gotham City. His arch-nemisis is The Joker. Batman has many villians, but with his martial arts fighting style, great strength, and a belt full of awesome gadgets, they are all a piece of cake.
Robin is Batmans side-kick. There have been many Robins, starting with Jason Todd. Jason Todd soon left Batman and joined the Teen Titans. The Robin after him was Dick Grayson. After Dick Grayson got older, he left Batman and joined the Teen Titans. Batmans newest side-kick Robin is Tim Drake, who hasn't left him yet.
Robin: Holy oil slick Batman! They got away!
Batman: I am vengenace. I am the knight. I am Batman.
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suddenly and silently disappearing without a trace and with no forewarning becoming completely unreachable by any communications device or service
7:14 pm:
hi sugar
hey lil mama, what's up?
ooh you tickle me with that!
that's what's up, lil mama
what are you doing tonight?
...
hello?
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8 am the next day
yo, lil mama what's up?
lol, nothin if you keep batmanning out on me like that!!!
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Shittiest batman cartoon ever. Basically a clone of Jack Chan adventures, this incarnate of batman has a younge Bruce Wayne fight a Jamaican Joker, a Bane that looks like a oversized used tampon, and a Mr. Freeze that has a used condom on his head. Nice going WB
Batman the animated series>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Batman
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