serious jockin

What a DJ does when he runs out of ideas and wants to appeal to the 'yoof' audience. He adopts a stupid name, usually misspelt because everyone knows that younglings don't spell things properly and plays the same old crap he usually plays, only with ludicrous 'puns'. A waste of time and licence payers money. Anyone adopting such a tactic to try and liven up their show should be forcibly retired.

The DJ last night was serious jockin'.

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Serious Business

noun, adjective

A common chant and or saying that implies to promise of absolute focus, determination, and success.

Although the result of chanting this word usually results in total failure.

1. "Now it's time for some serious business"

2. "He's really serious business about having 10 babies right now"

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serious soap

soap that doesn't like jokes

think twice before dealing with serious soap

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Scott Serious

1.When a person says maybe, yes, or no then that person is not serious, therefore that person is "scott serious." This is when the person thinks he or she is serious but really isn't.

2. unable to make decision for self.

3.temporary or permanently loose all of your common sense

Example 01:
Friend A: Dude, I can't decide if I should go to her party or not.
Friend B: Man, you are being scott serious.

Example 02:
Friend A: Hey guys, imma go with u guys.
----5 mins later----
Friend A: Hey nvm, im not going anymore
----5 mins later----
Friend A: Actually, imma go with u guys.

Example 03:
Friend A: Hey u wanna go to the party tonight?
Friend B: Give me 1 hour to decide.
----1 hour later-----
Friend A: Give me another 15 mins.....

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serious shit

when reuben is on the front lines of a war

Kristen: OMG, THEY'RE INITIATING THE DRAFT
Reuben: We could be in some serious shit, literally.

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serious apples

1.) Seriously, for real, no kidding.

2.) The state of being serious.

3.) A serious situation.

1.) No way! I didn't know she had a dick, serious apples!

2.) Damn, that guy was serious apples about the game.

3.) (At a funeral) Yeah, dude, serious apples here okay?

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Serious face

When laughing uncontrollably and then into a dead ass serious face.

HAHAHA *SERIOUS FACE*

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