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the hottest sexiest dilf to walk this earth.
benjamin wadsworth can run me over and i would say thank you
He is an underrated but amazing singer. He is sweetened caring. He has wrote some songs that are
- Steve
-water fountain
- swim
- death of an hero
- gotta be a reason
- let my down slowly
And many more that are amazing songs
Person 1: omg you should listen to Alec Benjamin
Person 2: Alec who now?
Person1: Benjamin. He is such an amazing singer
Person 2: okay I’ll check him out
* the next day *
Person 2: omg Alec Benjamin is so good
Person 1: ikr
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What you would call a stupid person to make them feel better about themselves.
Albert said, "Yeah I told him he was a regular Benjamin Einstein. He got a big smile on his face and thanked me."
Thomas said laughing, "So did he really think gluing lube to his hand would allow him to masturbate anywhere?"
"Think it! He had already done it!"
"hahahaha"
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A word used for someone who is exceptional gay and fat,
Also tends to not know what they’re talking about
“That Benjamin Gordon just tried to suck my dick!”
when a woman takes a dollar bill out of her bra and its wet from sweat!
(woman paying at cash register and takes out a dollar)
woman: Sorry all I have is wet Benjamins!!!
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A Sticky Benjamin falls into the same category as a "Dirty Sanchez," a "Rear Admiral" or a "Cleveland Steamer." Bascially, you ejaculate all over some portion of your pay-for-play partner and then take a Hundred-Dollar Bill and slap it over the ejaculate, making it stick to whatever part of the body you've spooged on. Depending upon the denomination you're using, this could also be a "Sticky Washington," a "Sticky Lincoln," a "Sticky Grant," etc.
When I was done givng that ho a facial, I finished her off with a Sticky Benjamin.
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The beautiful, funny, talented (occasionally dead on the inside), adorable actor who plays Marcus Lopez Arguello. Just all in all a gorgeous and under appreciated little bean 🥰
*Gets done watching Deadly Class
Friend: That Marcus guy is pretty cute, I wonder what the actors name is?
Me: That would be one Benjamin Wadsworth. And I’m sorry but I’ve already called dibs on that crazy and gorgeous boy you see before you.
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