Dick bicycle

ok i actually don't know what this means but it sounds painful!!! don't do it

"tonight me and my lady are going to dick bicycle"
"don't!!!!!!!"

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fuck bicycle

There are 3 different variations of the word that have different definitions and uses.
i) A bicycle designed to be fucked with
ii) A bicycle in which you fuck on
iii)A bicycle in which you will fucking become

i) Let's go get fucked by fuck bicycles
ii) I'm going to go fuck on my fuck bicycle
iii)I will become this fuck bicycle

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fuck bicycle

A fuck bicycle is a large bike where people fuck. It can be used to fuck in the mountains or even on the sidewalk.

Walter, what a nice fuck bicycle you own.

Can I ride with you?

Yes, you will have a great time

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Bicycle Clown

A retarded person who doesn't use grammar.

Me: "Hey Xev, you're a bicycle clown."

Xev: "HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

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Public Bicycle

A common joke of which secretly mature persons use. Most appearances of this "humor phrase" can be found in small dissing battles of American origin.

Susie's mom is like a public bicycle, everyone gets a ride.

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village bicycle

1. someone who has been locally skeeted upon on a massive scale

2. the sodomy-cycle

3. a bicycle in motion... has had it's seat removed... this cycle is used in place of male genitals and means to be fornicated with

1. "that village bicycle looks like a bukake-fest"

2. GAY MAN #! "what did you do last night?"
GAY MAN #2 "took a ride on the village bicycle..."*wink wink*

3. "I lost my dildo, may I borrow the village bicycle?"

BONUS #4. emample in music:

(drag queen orchestral choir sings)

"BICYCLE!!!
BICYCLE!!!"

(Frederick Mercury sings)

"I want to ride my bicycle"
"I want to ride my bike"
"I want to ride my bicycle"
"I want to ride my bike"

(drag queen orchestral choir sings again, WITH MORE EMPHASIS!!!)

"BICYCLE!!!
BICYCLE!!!"

---QUEEN

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Bicycle Rider

Bureacrat. The bicycle rider is pedalling (stepping on the people below him) and looking up (his nose at the butt of the person above him)

Person 1: Do you think he will ever tell the boss off?
Person 2: No, he's a dirty Bicycle Rider.

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