Bike Rape

When you drive down US1 and see a guy on a bike riding down the sidewalk with a girl on the handlebars lookin like shes drugged up.

Hey chica, you see that bike rape?

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road bike

Those bikes with curved handle bars and high seats, accompanied by dudes clad in spandex who are mounted atop them. Their magnificent designs are usually overlooked by passers by due to the flamboyant athletic gear associated with the sport of cycling.

Alex: "like my Road Bike?"
Mark: "yeah, but why go for the Armstrong look?"
Alex: "'Cause you have the 60's Anquetil thing going on."

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Bike-Curious

n.) Someone who does not own a Harley, but is intrested in buying one someday.

Judge: "What if you don't own a harley, but want to buy one?"

Butters: "Then you're bike-curious."

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riding a bike

When a girl sits on a mans penis and bounces as she holds his legs up like handlebars.

Riding a bike is a term in kinky sex.

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Bike Ass

The uncomfortable sensation in the tail bone that has similarities to the pain caused by sitting on a bike seat for long periods of time.

Richie had a bad case of bike ass in the middle of class, though he has not rode a bike in a year or two.

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wicked bike

1. wicked.
2. off the chain.
3. crunk. (See also crunk hat.)
4. off the hook
5. strong sauce

Etymology: off the chain, definition by lemeer: "Damb dude that fuckin bike is off the chain, wicked bike"

1. Man, I had sex with your mom last night, it was wicked bike!
2. Know what would be wicked bike? If you would buy me a crunk hat.

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kike bike

the act of a person of jewish descent riding around on a bicycle looking for spare change or coupons.

hey guys im gonna go on a little kike bike before going to the dollar store.

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