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the inability to distinguish one blacky from an other
"Dude, is that Marlon Wayans or Damon Wayans?"
"Hell... how the fuck am I supposed? I'm nigger blind."
The act of weighing drugs without a scale.
Drug buyer: "Lemme get a dub, yo."
Drug dealer: "I don't have a scale."
Drug Buyer:"Do me some blind justice."
When someone "likes" all your Facebook posts without even reading them.
You didn't even read my post! You're a blind liker!
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A girl is giving a guy head. Right before he is ready to cum, he pulls out, knees her under the chin, then busts all over her face.
Last night when Sandi returned home to a horny and pissed off Mike after a night out with the girls, he thought she ought to experience a Blind Jawbreaker.
When a guy ejaculates his load into a girls eyes, therefore impairing her vision making her blind. Making the male genitalia the "blinding python". And if lucky, the girl will squirm around like a python, therefore giving the name two different meanings.
Steve : So why did that girl have to go to the hospital last night?
Jim : Oh, I gave her the ol' blinding python!
Steve : No way! EXTREME!
Reminiscing about negative events of the past that you are unable or unwilling to let go of. Get over it.
On the animated show "The Simpsons", Principal Skinner always reflected on difficult memories by tilting the blinds in his office as he spoke of them.
The unexplainable pairing of a fairly attractive person accompanied by a beast. Most often found in the New England area (thus "Chowder Blind"). The couple is usually a male, pig sized, spray tanned ball of hair with a smoking hot chick. The roles can be reversed, but is indeed rare.
"Why did they let that hot chick into the bar with a full grown Mandril?"
"Thats her boyfriend. She's got the chowder blindness!"
"I was wondering why it was wearing clothes."