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Blow up on the launch pad

To blow up on the launch pad means to ejaculate on a woman’s pelvis or vagina before even entering.

*virgin*: Hey bro, I’m about to smash Vanessa tonight!

*bro*: Nice man, just try not to throw up from excitement or blow up on the launch pad lmaoooo!

by Mr.krabbs January 19, 2019


Blowing up the microwave

When someone in the office or apartment decides to reheat extremely strong-smelling food, thus tainting the machine for the next several hungry users.

Mike: Sheesh, is that seafood smell coming from somewhere?

Jenn: Yep, you can thank Susan for blowing up the microwave.

by Glovesave34 April 5, 2011


blowing up the trap

(v.) to repetitively call or text ones cellular device. in this case ones trap phone.

This chick is blowing up the trap right now and won't leave me alone.

by 6teensounds March 23, 2018


Blow up doll

The thing keeping daddy with mommy

Look it's dad with his Blow up doll

by Price of shit June 25, 2022


my pants are blowing up!

when your shitting yourself so hard that your pants blow up

i think i had to much taco bell... AHHH my pants are blowing up!!

by some stupid guy September 5, 2023


blow up

To light up or/and smoke a joint, blunt, spliff, etc

Yo man I got some fresh Gorilla Glue let's blow that shit up!

This party is wack af bruh lets go out and blow up some.

Come here boy, I'll let you blow this jay up.

He said he bringing some fat ass joints for all of us to blow it up after classes.

by Crank White July 13, 2022


Blow up

To overreact in an angry way

"Why did you blow up when I tried to break up with you"
"Because you were being unfair"

by Truth457 May 18, 2017