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A kick-ass abbreviation for the words: "spontaneous boner". If you're a rocket scientist, this means that the penis will become erect for no apparent reason.
See Morning Wood or Afternoon Wood.
Jack to John: "I have a spon-bon..."
John: "You know what I do? I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hides it AND it feels awesome. Once, I almost blew a load into my bellybutton."
Jack: "Shit! Don't have time!"
Hannah: "Jack, is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
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The original, boss ass, original singer of the classic rock band, AC/DC. This jacked up mother fucker can be heard harmonizing in songs like "Can I Sit Next to You Girl?" , " Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap." , " What's Next to the Moon?" , "Live Wire" , " T.N.T" , and he has alot of MAJESTIC solo work that any classic rock junkie should check out.
AC/DC Bon Scott
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a goodbye fuck with a friend that you've never actually fucked. typically two people who've always had a lot of sexual tension but couldn't get it on for some reason.
Before my hot married neighbor moved away I gave her one hell of a bon voyage.
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Related to and or pertaining to fraud associated with cell phone carriers
I totally bon jon a account today
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New Jersey-based glam metal band. They aren't the most adventurous musicians, but hey, neither were AC/DC, and they still sound good. One of the few bands made up of nice guys to be still called metal. Their lineup is basically the same after 20 years, there have been no arrests, no pyrotechnics disasters (see Metallica and Great White), no stadium riots (see Guns n' Roses), no trips to rehab (see Ozzy Osbourne), no car crashes that killed other rock stars (see Motley Crue). Also, for some reason I can't understand, I can't imagine them being from anywhere but New Jersey. All in all, a solid band with a good career. Unquestioned masters of the power ballad.
Axl Rose was definitely the better frontman than Jon Bon Jovi, but there's no question about which one I'd rather get hang out with.
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Bon Jovi is the best band ever known to man kind. They have been going strong for 25 years. and are still at the top of the charts. They are the best live bands, and have so many amazing cds. Every song of their's is amazing. Jon has an amazing voice. and so doees the rest of the band. Richie is the best guitarist out there. Tico keeps a beat like no other. and David went to julliard for piano. They have created some of the best bass lines ever.
Bon jovi is the only band ever to win a rock grammy for best song AND a country grammy for best song. They've sold over 120 million albums. And are a huge success around the whole entire world. They always sell out concerts, and has created the best song ever in living on a prayer. They have many amazing power ballads including "bed of roses" "i'll be there for you" and "always"
their music touches the heart, and these legends will live on for ever.
Bon Jovi is the most amazing band ever.
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An extremely large mullet- Hairstyle made popular in the 80s
I haven't seen A Bon Jovi that sweet since Toby Keith came to town.
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