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Begin with a lit cigarette and a cup of black. Head to the restroom, turn the shower as hot as it goes, have yourself a nice diarrhea blow out and puke in the trash can.
“You might wanna let that air out a bit. Johnny just had a Classï Brett in there.”
Brett Darius Battle (born May 27, 1988), better known by his stage name FAMEOUS, is an American rapper and songwriter.
Brett Battle
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LITERALLY THE BEST PERSON EVER SAYS HE IS BETTER THAN KEVIN ANNAS AND THAT IS NOT TRUE. BETTER THAN PERFECT. IS HOT, SEXY, AND HAS A HUGE PENIS, IS A SWEETHEART AND IS THE NICEST PERSON I KNOW HE WILL BE THERE FOR YOU EVEN IF YOU DON´T NEED IT AND WILL BE THERE WHEN YOU DO. IF YOU MEET THIS MAN YOU ARE ONE OF THE MANY BECAUSE HE IS THERE FOR EVERYONE AND WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN. HE IS ALSO REALLY SMART EVEN THO HE SAYS HE IS NOT. REALLY STRONG AND THE GREATEST FRIEND OR BOY FRIEND YOU WILL EVER MEET. HE IS THE BEST AND IS BETTER THAN KEVIN IN EVERY WAY. HE IS THE COOLEST AND MOST AWESOME PERSON YOU WILL EVER MEET. HE IS A NERD IN THE BEST OF WAYS AND WILL WATCH MOVIES ALL DAY WITH YOU MAKING EVERYTHING FUN WITH BRETT
Ethan: hey did you talk to BRETT BAKER at all.
Jared: yes i did talk to BRETT BAKER.
random person: who is Brett baker.
BRETT BAKER: hello my friends.
random person: omfg its BRETT BAKER.
me: yes he is our lord and savior.
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The common incorrent spelling of Packer Quarterback, Brett Favre
Dude, i think your jersey is messed up, it has Favre spelled, FARVE. Man, you are one dumbass to buy a fake jersey.. Hahaha
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An incredibly funny, intelligent, condescending-to-idiots-yet-kind, gorgeous specimen of a man.
He also hosts Viral Video Film School and Rotten Tomatoes on Infomania.
I want to feel Brett Erlich's bones on my bones.
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Brett Favre may not be the best anymore as he once was but he is certainly one of the best. Everyone is too hard on him for not being what he once was. That's ridiculous because they're insulting one of the best quarterbacks to ever play football. Naturally you can't expect him to be that good forever. He ages ya know...
In the 2004-2005 season he popped his shoulder out of socket...went and punched a wall...knocked it back in...came back out on the field to win the game. There you have it.
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To crap yourself.
Oh no I just George Brett myself.
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