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Brian like porter never knows when thew joke is over. He often can read the room and make a joke out of any situation. They can be borderline offensive but he does not give a fuck neither does he if you want to fuck with him. He is smart but hates the shit out of school. He is a visionary person who wants to help his country and the world. He has a giant dick like goddamn bitch at thirteen already an inch over the average grown man and has a six pack with massive biceps. He will make girls moan with his cock fingers or mouth. His favorite girl is bisexual and will fuck a girl for his birthday.
whos that on the corner it looks like a shes giving a brian to that dude i mean look how big it is.
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He’s the bitch of the group and loves to act hard in front of people but calls his cousin when he’s scared. Loves to sucks toes. Has pepperoni nipples and titties bigger than your moms. With a hairline more fucked up than your moms car in a accident
“Hey where’s Brian?” “He’s probably sucking his toes right now”
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a worthless asshole who believes its ok to sleep another mans wife yet claims to be a true Christian
Did you hear what happend to jeff? Yeah he got a dose of brian and now his soon to.be ex wife is getting a dose from brian.
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Brian is an interesting human. Brian is unusually tall with black hair and pale skin. He does not like germs and won't even give his closest friends birthday hugs. He goes to the gym often to try and get swole. He is very neat and has an orderly room. For some reason he might have a fan club but no one knows why. Brian likes to gossip and give people advice! Brian is a friend. Brian loves to be involved in relationships-but not his own.
Person: who's that person filming us through the bookcases?
Person #2: Oh that tall dude? that's just Brian!
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A very bad soccer player, very fat man, support tottenham hotspurs and has anger management issues.
Man1 : ' How's that new guy'
Man2 : ' He is a Brian, what a loser'
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One boi whomsted aquierd by genetics the biggest but dopest 20 head
His forehead is big he must be named brian
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