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becoming more british(i.e cassidy)
cassidy weaing beret makes her look more britisher
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(adj.) bad unless you're used to it, in which case you like it.
170 of rainy bliss per year, marred by 52 days of summer sun. Oh well.
Fun fact: Despite having the lowest number of useable days in Europe, Britain has more convertable cars (by percentage) than any other european country.
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A British Fist is a new fast spreading term for a half boner or erection. A half boner is when the penis is almost erect, often at full erect length but is still movable or bendable.
The term (British Fist) is associated with a half boner due to both being SOFT YET FIRM.
Damn man i've been sporting a "british fist" almost all day and these sweat pants are not helping.
Dude that chick had such a nice ass, she gave me a "British Fist" thats the fourth time today thats happened.
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Punk that came from Great Britain. It was much more rebellious then It's American side.
British Punk: The S** Pistols, The Clash, X-Ray Spex, The Police, The Jerks, Joy Division, Public Image Ltd., Echo & The Bunnymen, New Order, 999, and Antisocial.
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A person who makes numerous attempts to seem British. Usually, they have a slightly fake British accent, use "peasant" and "twat" occasionally and have an obsession with Union Jack merchandise and love everything and anything British
Tom: have you seen danisnotonfire's new video?
Gisele: OMG OMG YES I BOUGHT A T-SHIRT,SUBSCRIBED AND WROTE HIM FAN MAIL
Tom: You're such a British wannabe
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The still-running empire (under the name of the "Commonwealth of Nations").
Evil come back plan:
Now all our enemies know us the British empire, but now we cunningly disguised ourselves (on the advice of General Spike Mielgain), and are calling ourselves the Commonwealth of nations, soon all the former terrortories of our MIGHTY EMPIRE ON WHICH THE SUN SHALL NEVER RISE SET, shall join us unwittingy believing that they are just signing for a sports contest, and BAMMM there in the empire again! Canada has already fallen! SOON THE FREE PEOPLES OF THE WORLD SHALL FALL TO OUR ALL DISTORTING DARKNESS AND WE SHALL BUILD A DISUTOPIA OF TEA AND DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 1: "Fuck me the british empire owns."
Person 2: "Doesnt it just!"
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The coolest people you will ever meet are from B.C. Laid back-fun-don't take life too seriously-know how to have a good time-and love their 'bc bud'
free spirits-if you mess with them they'll fuck you up-but either way they are just genuinely nice and friendly people.
"Hey that guy is so laid back,"
"Yeah man, he's British Columbian, they're all chill like that"
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