Brody is the type of dude who will pull out a 10 inch strap on to slap you with it while drunk.
Brody: *drinking beer from his 10 cases stacked in the corner*
Random person Brandi: *says something stupid*
BRODY: *PULLING OUT HIS WELL USED 10 INCH PURPLE STRAPON* Come here brandi. I have to teach ya not to say stupid shit.
brody is the most handsome, wonderful man you’ll ever meet in your whole life. he’s overall just such a charming person, and you can’t help but fall for him. he’s not that popular of a boy with only a few friends, but if you are his friend then you’re extremely lucky to have him in your life. everything about him is so admirable. it could be his adorable smile, or his fascination with 80’s music. even so, if you have him in your life then you better treat him well and cherish him.
he has stunningly beautiful green eyes and dirty blondish hair that you can’t help but think “oh damn he’s so handsome and sexy”. he can be a little rude to others jokingly, however if he really loves you deep down he would never dream of hurting you. he’s such a loyal and kind soul who only wants the best for those he loves the absolute most.
person 1: oh wow, who’s that handsome sweet guy over there?
person 2: oh, that’s just brody
brody is the cute boy every girl in school falls for but isn't afraid to break your heart. he's obsessed with video games and can't enough of the your momma jokes. he lives in athletic clothes and never brushes his hair. he hasn't dated lots of girls but the ones that he did date, he still secretly likes them.
Girl 1: who's that boy on top of the bleachers?
Girl 2: oh that's Brody
Girl 1: he's kinda cute
Person 1: "man brody looks like a chipmunk"
Person 2: "yeah hes also a fag"
A male that is the best. A guy that can fuck his blond bitch all night with his 13 inch dick. Every girl who passes him has an orgasm looking at him. He’s that good looking. He is a friend that is loyal as well. He is sarcastic at times and is the funniest in the group.
Damn dude, that guys such a brodie!
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Brody is a name that you name your dog. Except dogs are loyal and a brody isn't.
Person 1: I think I like Brody
Person2: You like a dog?
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he is one of the hottest guys you will ever get to fuck . He is gentle and good looking if you get to know him he will always care about you . If you want to be with a brodie just ask . He is loyal , sexy, nice, and always going to be there to help.
over all a brodie is the man who is everything someone wants...
i love him....defend his ass i love brodie
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