Doubtly the best player to ever play the game of basketball, also one of the most-hated players in the NBA. Why? Probably because of the fact that Kobe has won more rings (even without counting the rings Shaq won) than the whole of the Miami Heat. Also, a lot of Bulls fans hate him as he owns their squad in each and every single aspect and he is at the point of crossing His Royal Airness, Michael Jordan.
Oh, and also someone who has sex for money, but forgets his cash and gets accused of rape.
Example 1: ''Kobe Bryant is better then LeBron and D-Wade, Kobe is CLUTCH!''
Example 2: ''Damn, I'm in deep shit bro.. I did this ho last night but I didn't bring any cash with me so I gotta find a good lawyer now.''
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something that is extremely uncool.
We went to the club last Saturday night, but left early because it was lame bryant.
This guy tried to take me on a date to the dog park to meet his shih tzu...lame bryant!
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A fucking religious anti gay whore
"Stop being a fucking Bryant Morgan"
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He is the G.O.A.T. I REPEAT HE IS THE G.O.A.T! He died in a helicopter crash and made everyone on earth cry. He also played for the Lakers his entire basketball career and had the numbers 24 and 8.
Dude number 1: DUDE! DID YOU HEAR ABOUT KOBE!?
Dude number 2: Yah I did! Its AWFUL man! I made 24 shots in honor of him and I think I'm gonna wear my Bryant jersey all fucking month!
Dude number 1: YOU KNOW WHAT MAN!?!?! SAME!
Dude number 2: Yah he was so good at basketball
Dude number 1: That's Kobe Bryant
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A legend that will always be rememberedππ
RIP Kobe Bryant, 1-27-20π
RIP Gigi Bryant, 1-27-20
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Friend: Whoβs Kobe Bryant
Me: A legend
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