burst dump

verb

1. to post an annoyingly large number of pictures to a social media platform, most commonly being Instagram; usually followed by losing a massive number of followers due to the flood of posts from the same account.

noun

2. a flood of posts to a social media platform from a single account, often inciting anger and irritation followed by hitting the "unfollow" button; rightly so.

Verb

Guy 1: Yo, you got Insta?

Guy 2: Yah, but I only use it to burst dump like once a year.

Guy 1: Oh, weird... *quietly unfollows Guy 1*

Noun

Girl 1: Ugh, did you see Chad's Insta? You should totally unfollow him.

Girl 2: Uh, why?

Girl 1: Because he only burst dumps and never replies to me.

Girl 2: Ew, really? What a loser.

The short burst squirt

When a man puts his penis head on a woman's face and ejaculates so the semen bounces off creating a squirt look.

It got messy after we did the short burst squirt.

Burst a chicken

A compliment of a persons butt.

The phrase “her ass is so firm, you could crack an egg on it”, “burst a chicken” is a far for exaggerated version of “crack an egg”

Damn, her ass so good, you could burst a chicken on it

Bursting a Water Main

When your Girlfriend or sexual partner squirts in bed without warning.

"Hey Babe, why is it so wet down there" "Sorry love I was bursting a water main"

Bursted

To laugh so hard you spit or to laugh hard as fuck.

"I saw that dudes comment and I fuckin bursted"

Burst of Bread

Sudden hostility; burst of anger/frusturation

Dylan has anger issues, his girlfriend asked to borrow a pencil from another guy and he had a burst of bread

Burst a testicle

To get pissed off by sth/smb so hard that you feel your balls hurt and realised you literally bursted a testicle.

Usage of burst a testicle
Dude, you saw that shit on tv? It pissed me off so bad.
You tell me? I almost bursted a f**king testicle!