the crust left behind in your butthole, from feces. usually in small pieces, like a loose dingleberry.
I farted one day, and I had bum crumbs all in my underwear.
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The space between two sofa cushions where crumbs often collect in multitude.
"Don't make me sit on the crumb crack!"
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When you dont wipe your butt properly and after three or four days it dries up to form hard, crusty, crumbs.
Hey, I never took a shower in three days, and my girlfriend gave me a rimjob, heh, now she has doodoo crumbs all over her face giggity giggity gig-aaa-deee
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Crumbs of shit that remain in the toilet even after u flush.
Omg, someone left me poo crumbs in the toilet.
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to have sex on the beach or in any type of sandy place.
Z and H were walking along the beach when Z asked H if she wanted to have his crumbed sausage.
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The crumbs you get in packets of Weetabix.
Mark: What do you do with biccy crumbs? Do you eat that shit?
Philip: Naw dog, I throw them right in the bin. They drink up all the milk and make it mushy.
Crumbs that are all over your bed from eating various snacks during depression. They never seem to go away no matter how many times you try to wipe them off.
I tried to sit in Kaitlyn's bed the other day, but there were so many depression crumbs in there that I just decided to sit on the floor instead.